a little bit true.

a little bit true.

brownie baking bonanza!

i’ve been recruited to bake four batches of brownies since thomas “can’t bake”. like who the actual fuck can’t follow the instructions on the side of the box? so i have to take my lazy ass to the store to get all the mix, since the oil has already been prepared and luckily we have enough eggs. this is going to take foreverrr but it will be well worth it. i feel like such a fuckin suzy homemaker.

"Would you not like to try all sorts of lives — one is so very small— but that is the satisfaction of writing — one can impersonate so many people."

Katherine Mansfield (via ddbthewriter)
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dictatorcat:

inf3ctious:

Just do it.

I laughed before I even clicked play

i am crying. 

i love misreading my work schedule

i was all set to leave at two when brian so kindly informed me that i was scheduled till three. longest hour of my life. 

now i have to go to the mall to finish up my xmas shopping, but i’m actually so tired i feel like my bones are dissolving. ugh ugh ugh.

so much hair. i need to get my ends trimmed real bad…

so much hair. i need to get my ends trimmed real bad…

octopus walking on land. fuck yeah.

popcorn for dinner