so far since i’ve been home i’ve loaded the dishwasher, handwashed pans/dishes that wouldn’t fit, cleaned the stove top, wiped down the counters, taken out my trash and recycling (RIP bong), folded laundry and put in a new load. all this bullshit in preparation for my mother’s return home, just so i don’t have to hear her harp on about how much of a mess the house is. fun fact: i can’t find the vacuum to do the kitchen floor. chances are she hid it somewhere inexplicable when she was here a few weeks ago. uuuggghhh no good deed goes unpunished.