i did a stupid survey because i got tired of looking for apartments
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? i never close my closet door.
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? no but i rarely stay in hotels. my dad has troves of them though from every place he goes.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? …i would have to slip into them like an envelope if i didn’t untuck. which is weird.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yes! technically two, but i only want summit and hannah wants parker so we still have to retrieve/separate it.
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? yes. absolutely.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? lol yes.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? a bear. i’d have a better chance of getting away relatively unscathed and would have a cool story to tell. FUCK FLYING INSECTS.
8: Do you have freckles? yar.
9: Do you always smile for pictures? not always but i’ve been doing it more in recent years.
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? “I don’t have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.” condescension, rudeness, close-mindedness.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? no but i used to, kind of obsessively. don’t know when i stopped tbh.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? yes. i pee outdoors whenever the opportunity presents itself.
13: What about pooped in the woods? probably. i used to camp a lot.
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? constantly. i’m like a human jukebox.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? i annihilate pen caps.
16: How many people have you slept with this week? lol none.
17: What size is your bed? full.
18: What is your Song of the week? Get Stoned by Hinder (idk i heard it the other day and its been stuck in my head ever since)
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? yeah i don’t give a fuck.
20: Do you still watch cartoons? on occasion.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? least favorite? i dont care enough to pick one.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? in the reservation. OR in my yard in matthews.
23: What do you drink with dinner? diet pepsi, water, juice, sometimes wine.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? ketchup or mustard.
25: What is your favorite food? mashed potatoes, green beans, mac n cheese. good stuff.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? HP, Clerks, Jurassic Park (just to name a couple).
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? I feel weird saying his name on the internet in that capacity, but my paranoia is justified lol.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? yeah i was in brownies & girl scouts. shit was lame except for the rafting trip.
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? probably not for a magazine.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? a couple days ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car? YES!! yes i fucking can.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? not yet, even with my lead foot.
33: Ever ran out of gas? thankfully, no.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? …turkey & cheese? OH JK white widow from Cheba Hut.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? bagel with cream cheese or an omelet.
36: What is your usual bedtime? 12-1 am most nights.
37: Are you lazy? about half the time. or when i’m stoned.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? various disney princesses, a cat, other weird shit.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? sheep? ram? something like that.
40: How many languages can you speak? one. i used to be conversationally proficient in Italian but i’ve forgotten a lot.
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? not anymore but i read Inked every month.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? Legos ftw. dumb question.
43: Are you stubborn? yes and no.
44: Who is better…Leno or Letterman? don’t care.
45: Ever watch soap operas? hahahaha no.
46: Are you afraid of heights? not really.
47: Do you sing in the car? yes. my ipod is always on shuffle when i drive.
48: Do you sing in the shower? not since my dad commented on my rendition of ‘O Danny Boy’ in elementary school.
49: Do you dance in the car? yes. especially at stop lights when there’s other cars facing me.
50: Ever used a gun? not yet. one day soon hopefully.
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? family portrait done by a friend last xmas.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? a little bit, but it’s also what makes them fun.
53: Is Christmas stressful? yes, but not as stressful as it used to be.
54: Ever eat a pierogi? god so fucking many.
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? cherry or apple.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? marine biologist, jockey/horse trainer, actress.
57: Do you believe in ghosts? mostly.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? many many times.
59: Take a vitamin daily? on and off.
60: Wear slippers? yes. i am an old lady.
61: Wear a bath robe? sometimes, when it’s super cold after a shower and/or i don’t feel good.
62: What do you wear to bed? usually a tshirt and boxers/pj pants but it depends
63: First concert? a free Animal Collective show in 2005
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? target is my drug of choice.
65: Nike or Adidas? whichever. Nikes look cooler.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? Cheetos.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? peanuts.
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? (random) yes, but i’ve never listened to them.
69: Ever take dance lessons? i used to take ballet and tap, but didn’t everyone?
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? wow i’ve actually never really thought about it before, so no.
71: Can you curl your tongue? yeah. i’m really sad because i can’t do a three leaf clover anymore on account of my tongue ring.
72: Ever won a spelling bee? nope.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yeah i actually started crying last christmas when i saw my first car parked in the backyard.
74: Own any record albums? you mean like vinyl? Animal Collective Grass and Jefferson Airplane Surrealistic Pillow.
75: Own a record player? yes.
76: Regularly burn incense? nag champa babyyy.
77: Ever been in love? i thought i was once but now i’m pretty sure it was just a psychotic infatuation.
78: Who would you like to see in concert? RHCP, Jason Mraz, Paul Simon, Eminem…
79: What was the last concert you saw? Tech N9ne lolololol
80: Hot tea or cold tea? i don’t like tea, generally speaking.
81: Tea or coffee? coffeeeeeee.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? i don’t think those are appropriate opposites.
83: Can you swim well? yeah i’m a decent swimmer. (my name means gift from the sea in Welsh i think)
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? …of course.
85: Are you patient? not all the time, but i can be.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? depends on what kind of mood you want to set.
87: Ever won a contest? not that i can recall.
88: Ever have plastic surgery? nope.
89: Which are better black or green olives? ew. (black i guess)
90: Can you knit or crochet? i can knit, but i forget how to crochet.
91: Best room for a fireplace? living room!! or study. we have three in my house.
92: Do you want to get married? my answer changes from day to day. maybe.
93: If married, how long have you been married? n/a
94: Who was your HS crush? i had a bunch. they were all pretty lame except Isaac…he had character lol
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? definitely not.
96: Do you have kids? fuck no.
97: Do you want kids? fuck no.
98: Whats your favorite color? green
99: Do you miss anyone right now? yeah. really a whole fucking lot. yes.
